tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83500387034490741452024-02-18T22:14:46.330-08:00Film SlasherI am filmslasher and I'm dedicated to horror films. I'll be gladly reviewing films from the old horror films to the new horror films. I have an awesome blog on www.dunkfilms.com, but I'm slowly trying to improve this blog as well.Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.comBlogger50125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-6261646442857676152009-12-29T11:21:00.000-08:002009-12-29T11:30:43.617-08:00Two horror films on one day.We have Jennifer's Body and Paranormal Activity both released on the same day which can only mean one thing. it's the battle of the horror movies. Let's review the two's potential box office success.<div><br /></div><div>Paranormal activity was a huge box office success that reminded me of the Blair Witch project days except this film had a much higher quality to it. Paranormal activity was a great horror film that resorted to the good old what you don't see is scarier than what you do see mentality. It performed spectacularly and the audiences all went crazy for this little gem. The asylum as usual made a mock buster because this film was such a success. it was a breath of fresh air from the usual torture porn shit that we had been force fed for the last decade.</div><div><br /></div><div>Jennifer's Body was Diablo Cody's attempt at writing a high school horror film and a dark comedy at the same time. While it really didn't succeed critically or box office wise as most had hoped this film did give us a glimpse into an effort at creating an original horror film. Megan Fox was perfectly cast as Jennifer and actually got plenty of praise which was well deserved for her performance as demon Jennifer. However, the scene stealer was easily Amanda Seyfried who carried this film as a the homely friend of jennifer turned bad ass Demon hunter.</div><div>I enjoyed this film despite the obvious flaws, and I hope that Diablo Cody takes another shot at the horror genre, all she needs to learn how to do is blend the horror and comedy better than a teenager blending acne cream on his face.</div><div><br /></div><div>I predict that Jennifer's Body will lose this week to Paranormal activity in DVD sales, but not rentals.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-51629024615052222502009-12-29T11:15:00.001-08:002009-12-29T11:21:09.712-08:00Sherlock holmes reviewWell it appears that robert Downey Jr. is taking on another legendary character known as Sherlock Holmes. While he's easily entertaining I must admit that his character seemed slightly awkward when I first watched him mainly due to my knowledge of Sherlock Holmes books.<div><br /></div><div>However needless to say that this film is easily the most entertaining and box office friendly version of this character. Guy Ritchie at least makes it interesting with decent quality and he didn't decide to Michael Bay this movie for a large profit over good quality.</div><div><br /></div><div>This film has plenty of action, witty dialogue and good entertainment to keep the mood fun and the audience pleased. Robert Downey Jr. and Jude law have great chemistry as Holmes and Watson which makes it the best buddy action movie that isn't forced to have Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan in it. </div><div><br /></div><div>Guy Ritchie has earned some well deserved box office gold, and mainstream blockbuster success.</div><div><br /></div><div>Review B +</div>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-89162854031522993202009-12-29T11:13:00.000-08:002009-12-29T11:15:15.358-08:00A long hiatusI apologize to anybody who hasn't viewed my blog in awhile due to the lack of postings, but i was on a long hiatus due to school and some work. I'm now managing my time better so that I'm able to report and slash all the movies in theaters and on DVD like I had originally promised to do in the first place.Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-90325460862487750912009-10-06T06:47:00.000-07:002009-10-06T06:55:46.611-07:00A Horror movie remake makes the number two spot on worst movies of the decade.<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz-PnBswICZ8HDNrri0kF1QkMoaie2LEC7WG7gftk_p850jxCpO20f-SjWovMSQ99BuOM3w_v8hvlhNt11MeVEMIZyCyIWcoZKu86N3KPxHaTxnb3DpCsVjv_I1-0uTAYBtLVeufo7_mKR/s1600-h/MCAPR37ORCABWNLE5CAII9KK6CAB28ZOFCAQH5Q1ACAK76HFZCA64K3AECANR20A7CA670YO8CAKUEAN7CAO7AICZCAIVUR3HCA8ER2B9CAZXSYIYCAMVS973CAVSJJH3CA9AJIFDCAFW7QIGCAR1YWI9.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389485194276920130" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 375px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 204px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz-PnBswICZ8HDNrri0kF1QkMoaie2LEC7WG7gftk_p850jxCpO20f-SjWovMSQ99BuOM3w_v8hvlhNt11MeVEMIZyCyIWcoZKu86N3KPxHaTxnb3DpCsVjv_I1-0uTAYBtLVeufo7_mKR/s400/MCAPR37ORCABWNLE5CAII9KK6CAB28ZOFCAQH5Q1ACAK76HFZCA64K3AECANR20A7CA670YO8CAKUEAN7CAO7AICZCAIVUR3HCA8ER2B9CAZXSYIYCAMVS973CAVSJJH3CA9AJIFDCAFW7QIGCAR1YWI9.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Yes, we now have evidence that Hollywood must truely try to ignore the critics especially with the horror movie remake known as One Missed call which achieved the number two spot on the Rotten Tomatoes list of worst movies of the decade. It came in second with a 0% postive rating from the critics and jsut barely missed the worst movie which was Ballistic ecks vs. Sever. This out to show you why the American bastardizations of japanese horror movie remakes should end unless Gore Verbinski is directing.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Unfortunately we know that it will never end because it's Hollywood and they use whatever it takes to make a profit which is why the original Rec will never be shown in American theaters. the only thing that we'll see is Quarantine and now with the recent release of Rec @ we'll be seeing Quarantine 2 most likely.</div><br /><div></div><br /><div>Well at elast we now have a bar level as to how low remkes can go we should call it the Remake scale with the worst being One Missed call.</div>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-54798163083454299712009-10-06T06:37:00.000-07:002009-10-06T06:47:22.784-07:00Trick R Treat review<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPSjzgChrKxv52LVSdCQJBWW5ik13l4U2IHXZHnhm-wg2WQYFJTHbGovXXVOWrTvyIw23toydFVHyqaMBM1FhAj7Fx3E2N_0SGal2a0KOxsyZaeUCXQ6gPAh4cyNYHMWjjBcUYGl-wJoeQ/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389483102034877170" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 246px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 130px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPSjzgChrKxv52LVSdCQJBWW5ik13l4U2IHXZHnhm-wg2WQYFJTHbGovXXVOWrTvyIw23toydFVHyqaMBM1FhAj7Fx3E2N_0SGal2a0KOxsyZaeUCXQ6gPAh4cyNYHMWjjBcUYGl-wJoeQ/s400/images.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJcIVtcswmF99hAXK7XkpqzD0wu0ReMOHT0AF7-R19Y0mrbcy196GK-5zLYC5VKB7wZeoUoxHbz9h3eN0DmZNJRfk_MyEtNDlk0pVXdljyj-8QBKg_JiNUlzflbZLI3VpkbxdB1azb4DEC/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389482640321294258" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 330px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 206px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJcIVtcswmF99hAXK7XkpqzD0wu0ReMOHT0AF7-R19Y0mrbcy196GK-5zLYC5VKB7wZeoUoxHbz9h3eN0DmZNJRfk_MyEtNDlk0pVXdljyj-8QBKg_JiNUlzflbZLI3VpkbxdB1azb4DEC/s400/images.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div></div><br /><br /><div>Talk about an awesome halloween movie that was so underappreciated by the studio that it was released staright to DVD. We have one of the best horror movies in a decade and sadly half of the audience will not be able to experience it because of the morons in hollywood right now. seriously, how could a movie this good be on the shelf for so long? We have to sit through the same old remakes and Saw flicks or any film in the realm of torture porn yet we can't see a decent original concept. Well now we can. Besides Paranormal activity this is the best horror film out right now. This is a perfect halloween date movie and I'll just say that you should buy this film without any questions asked.<br /></div><br /><div></div><br /><div><br />It stars Anna Paquin, and brian Cox in four intterconnecting stories that all happen during halloween, They're all equally creepy, funny and gorey in their own right. I don't wnat to spil any of the fun, so I'll keep my outh shut on what happens in each story, but it seems like they all have an interesting and delightfully dark twist at every climax.<br /><br />I am highly impressed with the acting, visual style, and clearly artistic vision that went into this film and I hope we see more very soon when the graphic novel comes out.<br /><br />Review A -</div></div>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-16483227668167334642009-10-06T06:34:00.000-07:002009-10-06T06:37:02.620-07:00Zombieland ravages the box office<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcVBdsalvch77vJuJ6yAFCKUtFIHoJSI18cC5G8pXzaYcKusmf5i2_jAGwAg-aIAc71UlFoneJGUiQwOGDZiDe8vCU-FCgXdxPceoDVaagwICNixGD5GggdwgjG-MVwqrRJG7QTAkDyeXa/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5389480504260828066" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 133px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 78px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcVBdsalvch77vJuJ6yAFCKUtFIHoJSI18cC5G8pXzaYcKusmf5i2_jAGwAg-aIAc71UlFoneJGUiQwOGDZiDe8vCU-FCgXdxPceoDVaagwICNixGD5GggdwgjG-MVwqrRJG7QTAkDyeXa/s400/images.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div>It appears that zombies are finally in a good American movie as we have the movie known as Zombieland debuting at number one at the box office this weekend. Finally we have an awesome and gorey zombie comedy that isn't from the british and it only took an amateur director and screenwriter with an original idea to pull it off. It also finally gives Woody harrellson and Jesse Eisenberg some good box office gold. Semi Pro can nut up or shut up!</div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div><br /><div></div>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-24977268598057558472009-09-28T15:40:00.001-07:002009-09-28T15:46:45.948-07:005 Exclusive stills of a Nightmare on elm street.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXfHp_XRrIhN84u4fLQkCJj7DWwC4QidovoqppJaFHhQAm-8_h8fHKOH0koJJjPFQ3xTZSx7Lsw4tTOJOJRXIVSFt4mTW-YgbRk54605rvaL146xa7TRmeX2FeTQBC1Z_bXQ5LdafYEqTg/s1600-h/nightmare-elmstreet-setpics-church-tsr.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 168px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXfHp_XRrIhN84u4fLQkCJj7DWwC4QidovoqppJaFHhQAm-8_h8fHKOH0koJJjPFQ3xTZSx7Lsw4tTOJOJRXIVSFt4mTW-YgbRk54605rvaL146xa7TRmeX2FeTQBC1Z_bXQ5LdafYEqTg/s400/nightmare-elmstreet-setpics-church-tsr.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386653399090539666" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsgd-ehHbysEtyl1gPQ03Z1b_ts5XvTTOqA-KJWu_LroF_KcmzX7azUl-osGG6oDoxmFzaGR1ZoTo-kvjpLpOXHy6-IoGVUACWjktWA0f6GGCsxGYS8thqIE2haFZj1bhyh_mozb0NRT32/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 150px; height: 101px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsgd-ehHbysEtyl1gPQ03Z1b_ts5XvTTOqA-KJWu_LroF_KcmzX7azUl-osGG6oDoxmFzaGR1ZoTo-kvjpLpOXHy6-IoGVUACWjktWA0f6GGCsxGYS8thqIE2haFZj1bhyh_mozb0NRT32/s400/images.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386653082883931298" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhZuY2gLyyM_uHdZkNkIv9NvsT6BtUW_IQmYFqJO25P95bZ0T5OLrYB68iHFueIm0vl9mU1QzbBrZBxbb0z7VRK0s4prqhhm7_f22F_Zh55FngcbhGyZ2pxXl2j5SXnyOVY_9q9BhxQ9IA/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 130px; height: 81px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhZuY2gLyyM_uHdZkNkIv9NvsT6BtUW_IQmYFqJO25P95bZ0T5OLrYB68iHFueIm0vl9mU1QzbBrZBxbb0z7VRK0s4prqhhm7_f22F_Zh55FngcbhGyZ2pxXl2j5SXnyOVY_9q9BhxQ9IA/s400/images.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386652888966380306" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNu-i8nzs833jxafHDpN8HOwgqnoXJV7HWvplVyyH4mJ86XekoKuAd99K4wUm1Oe6bq9pFXXMCCyxmv8m1k3X9CEkRJEByAWb7V04yCZDuBTLzMKiYcwv2Ppo5Vvxi4s4SJngaSTC9h6_y/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer; width: 116px; height: 135px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNu-i8nzs833jxafHDpN8HOwgqnoXJV7HWvplVyyH4mJ86XekoKuAd99K4wUm1Oe6bq9pFXXMCCyxmv8m1k3X9CEkRJEByAWb7V04yCZDuBTLzMKiYcwv2Ppo5Vvxi4s4SJngaSTC9h6_y/s400/images.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386652705106462466" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE2ykKJOA-9-ekD_Hwb-jCxDP0XsbhWRlIAPwtCOw0r6VYrgSCSQhcxBzCXnOta3BxA0NGL4CFj_gcBjpWXD8Gyf9nzMfvd43r_JSrb0O__kC9uc0z5Jf3eK1cu6eRtARpvBWefY4e09f2/s1600-h/images.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer; width: 116px; height: 116px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiE2ykKJOA-9-ekD_Hwb-jCxDP0XsbhWRlIAPwtCOw0r6VYrgSCSQhcxBzCXnOta3BxA0NGL4CFj_gcBjpWXD8Gyf9nzMfvd43r_JSrb0O__kC9uc0z5Jf3eK1cu6eRtARpvBWefY4e09f2/s320/images.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5386652402576552962" border="0" /></a>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-952231157043794672009-09-28T15:35:00.000-07:002009-09-28T15:39:22.244-07:00Where I've been.I apologize to all my readers for why I haven't been on this blog as much. it' because I've been writing for www.dunkfilms.com, on orble because more people have actually been reading my work on that blog, and I was upset that nobody checked out this great site except for a few. I'm going to be publishing more on here to make up for my abscence, and I greatly regret my abscence from this blog, however, Orble is fine as well.<br /><br />Anyway I'm going to begin posting reviews by this friday of such films as Trick R treat, Pandorum, and many more.<br /><br />So please bear with me, I aplogize for my abscence.Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-15525886985209551552009-09-28T15:34:00.000-07:002009-09-28T15:35:41.258-07:00A Nightmare on Elm street concept trailer<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/S5zCJbwWAnw&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/S5zCJbwWAnw&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />This was still well made though.Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-4038733529934593142009-09-28T15:33:00.000-07:002009-09-28T15:34:29.257-07:00Trick R Treat Trailer.<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/K2XDrAidOdY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/K2XDrAidOdY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-90993615950372418272009-09-28T15:17:00.000-07:002009-09-28T15:22:35.899-07:00The official new Nightmare on Elm Street trailer check it out!I personally believe that this movie doesn't look nearly as good, but still better than most remakes and Jackie doesn't sound like Freddy, but hopefully the better cast will work, and this movie doesn't suck. You'll notice Katie Cassidy and the boy with Cancer from The Haunting in Connecticut are both in this film so the acting should be at least better than average. However, I'm not in favor of the whole guilty or innocent freddy it humanizes a monstrous psychopath which is what killed Leatherface.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/g_Dg3V85Kec&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/g_Dg3V85Kec&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-70511189265419309922009-09-04T06:18:00.001-07:002009-09-04T06:19:33.117-07:00Here is the actual rock song that went with the awesome 9 trailer.It's called welcome home by Coheed and cambria. Enjoy this wicked awesome song.<br /><br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/su04Bcg9USY&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/su04Bcg9USY&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-42509458924361435272009-09-04T06:14:00.000-07:002009-09-04T06:16:16.493-07:009 trailerFrom director Shane Ackner who won a student Academy Award comes this awesome animated tale. Thank God Tim Burton is actually producing something good.<br /><br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mQU2RXq_nSg&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mQU2RXq_nSg&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-32358061131261412532009-09-04T06:12:00.000-07:002009-09-04T06:14:11.506-07:00Original House on Sorority Row trailer<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-8pNz0IbdNk&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-8pNz0IbdNk&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />Compare the two trailersChris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-56404691438894243842009-09-04T06:10:00.000-07:002009-09-04T06:11:58.835-07:00Sorority Row trailer 2009<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hzuHZwHcqeo&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hzuHZwHcqeo&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-27634141827986333312009-09-03T15:51:00.000-07:002009-09-03T15:53:30.731-07:00check out www.dunkfilms.comIt's my other really awesome film blog that actually has some readers so please check it out, the reviews and rants are the most hilarious things you'll ever read. Dear God I sound desperate just advertising it oh well who doesn't.Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-85321205644230927812009-09-03T15:44:00.000-07:002009-09-03T15:51:33.159-07:00Megan fox compares michael Bay to HitlerSeriously, can this girl do anything more to hurt her career. Yeah she's got a reputation for being hot and every frat boy's wet dream, but does she really need to pull a Katherine Heigl and completely bash a person who made her successful. so what if michael bay isn't the most easily defendable person especially for the last Transformers and remaking and crapping on ever good horror film that's considered a classic. does he really deserve these insults from Megan Fox. Even though during the interview she actually was referencing him to just a control freak she didn't need to mention him as a Hitler like person.<div><br /></div><div>So I guess we know who won't be starring in transformers 3 unless she learns to hold her tongue and keep her mouth shut. I notice many stars who probably had to listen to Bay, but they were cool about it. </div><div><br /></div><div>Megan Fox really needs to pray that Jennifer's Body is a good movie or her career is screwed. She'll be the next straight to dVd or Download star right alongside Tara Reid.</div>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-67064898328201577842009-09-03T15:29:00.000-07:002009-09-03T15:33:27.168-07:00Katie Cassidy needs more film rolesIf anybody watched harper's island which was a damn good show they'd know that Katie Cassidy played Trish wellington. She died her hair darker and changed her usual cameo character completely in order to play this part. She did a great job of it too. The dudes will brag about her near nudity, but I was amazed by how strong of a character she was in the role.<div><br /></div><div>I can't stress enough how glad I am that she is in the Nightmare on Elm Street remake because now we at least have an actress who's not an adult and established star that can act.</div><div><br /></div><div>I can't wait for Jackie Earle haley's performance either so keep an eye out on both these stars going into the remake. Let's just pray that Platinum dunes doesn't screw this movie up.</div>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-27351255461331321002009-09-03T15:24:00.000-07:002009-09-03T15:29:08.578-07:00Sorority Row is going to be a bustSeriously if Hollywood is that desperate to release a clip displaying bad acting and only showcasing a movie based on it's nudity then they're in for a rude awakening. Seriously, the acting in the clip is almost bad porno acting, with a flash of a breast just to satisfy males into seeing the film. Oh yeah and it also featured a cheesy death sequence that could've been done by anyone in the 90's.<div><br /></div><div>Then again what more were we possibly expecting from this film anyway an Oscar? no we were expecting entertainment, but this film looks like it will suck without a doubt especially if it had to be advertised for teenagers at the Teen choice awards who won't be able to see the movie because it will be R rated and the late night showings when their parents are home is usually past their bed times anyway.</div>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-76417154443849651702009-09-03T15:10:00.000-07:002009-09-03T15:14:06.401-07:00Report of Halloween 3D on www.dunkfilms.comCome check out the official report of Halloween 3D without Rob Zombie. <span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">This means that you can expect plenty of cheesy violence like the old Halloween rather than the new realistic violence that we've seen with the last two Rob Zombie films.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial;">Hopefully, this Halloween is at least better than the sixth film known as the Curse of Michael Myers. This basically means that I have very little faith in this film.</span></div>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-91863431542225611502009-08-19T19:46:00.000-07:002009-08-19T19:49:44.376-07:00Halloween 2 Trailer released with new leaked footageThis is the best trailer for Halloween 2. It actually makes this film lok better than I believe that most horror fans are predicting. The trailer is probably one of the more amazing trailers I've seen in awhile unfortunatelyMichael Meyers still looks like a homeless guy.<br /><br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/XTrjW9kFW94&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/XTrjW9kFW94&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-46763610115385272792009-08-15T13:42:00.000-07:002009-08-15T13:46:43.604-07:00Disrtict 9 is an amazing film.Everyone must see this human story about a man who is infected with DNA of an alien who changes his prejudice towards them. This film will honestly blow you away at how amazing it is. I've never seen a more amazing film come out this summer. When all the movies sucked this movie saved my expectations.<br /><br />Thank you Peter Jackson for investing in quality commercial films ratehr than fling your money just to make a cheap buck in return. You're a true artist of film and will always have my respect in the film industry.<br /><br /><object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pHihFA8q8xI&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pHihFA8q8xI&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-72668393739865896022009-08-06T10:23:00.000-07:002009-08-06T10:26:52.350-07:00Bloody Disgusting sold out by promoting Twilight.The horror community posted rants and comments on Bloody disgusting over their promoting or advertising of new Moon, the new tween tacular crap that we've been seeing on every major commercialised and mainstream disney channel show.<div><br /></div><div>Why even advertise for a series that isn't even really horror, but a leech feeding off of a dying genre with more brainwashed fans than at a rap or Disney channel concert.</div>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-86603840248719305832009-08-06T10:19:00.000-07:002009-08-06T10:23:51.206-07:00New fans don't remember the old classic films.Sadly we live in a world where nobody pays attention the the original masterpieces. they believe that the remakes are the originals which shows their stupidity and why hollywood has continued to rape the horror genre of all creativity and originality.<div><br /></div><div>Most film directors who are actually good at the genre are producers and are living off cult status of their original films while others simply change their styles or appear on masters of Horror because that is the only place Hollywood has for real talent is a short thirty minute episode on a television series.</div><div><br /></div><div>Hopefully one day the good horror movies will all stop going straight to DVD like Trick or Treat.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8350038703449074145.post-77759472048343983122009-08-06T10:14:00.000-07:002009-08-06T10:19:13.940-07:00Remaking The orphanageOnce again we have a sad case of Hollywood remaking a foreign art horror film that is unfortunately being remade into a Hollywood garbage remake. i was pissed enough when they announced a remake of Let the Right One In, but now the Orphanage.<div><br /></div><div>When will the remakes end? Are we tired of seeing the same rehashed crap on screen for so long or are we just used to it and starting to crave more of these garbage remakes.</div><div><br /></div><div>I know that people whine and throw hissy fits over it all the time, but nobody does anything about it, because the new horror fans with the intellect of a Hannah Montana fan are taking over the horror genre. They don't even remember the original masterpieces which is sad that this generation will herald rob Zombie as a legend for a series like halloween that he is destroying.</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div>Chris the Cinema Manhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13656512573405768148noreply@blogger.com0